Part one is here. I might be able to finish the first book today, might not. I’m not aiming for anything in particular, just how many words I end up typing. In case you want to keep up with this review, expect me to write one out every 3 days or so.

The other day I was having a discussion about Quentin Tarantino’s skill at writing/directing. In the end we decided that Tarantino was more of a “Movie DJ”. He takes existing movies and mashes them up and turns them into something different. Linkara is much the same way, the comic seems to go from one set piece inspired by a movie to another set piece inspired by a movie. So far we’ve seen 1984, and in this issue there’s 2 other scenes from major movies.

The other thing is that it’s kind of obvious that Linkara doesn’t understand the scenes he is lifting, or what even made those scenes work. So far the 1984 of this world doesn’t make much sense. In 1984 you could feel that there was something wrong with the world as it was, but so far there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with The All. Obviously there’s a level of debate to the loss of individuality, but there appears to be no crime, plenty of food for everyone, work for everyone, housing, etc. Linkara appears to have made an unintentional utopia for the most part.

But you ask, what about all the cameras everywhere?  Well whats so different with the world we live in today? From the time you leave your house to when you get home you are filmed on average 22 different times. Not just from when you enter a store, but most stores now tend to film the front of their store too. So just about every store you pass has you on film. I don’t see how it’s much different then from this world. On with the review!

Page Six

I actually sort of spoiled this page in the review of page five. The only thing I didn’t mention is the passing mention of “insane people who are trying to bring chaos to the all”. There’s also that thing which appears to be a wire that goes into his neck. What is the point of it? Do you need it to work these computers? How did it get there? Why does it appear to change size in different appearances? He also mentions that information comes in from all over the world, so does “The All” control the whole world, or just a certain area? I also find it funny that one of the spots which clearly has cameras is the entrance to his work, much like any other job you’ve had.

Page Seven

On this page, Gamma receives an urgent message that tells him to Take Cover Now. There is then a THOOM! and 2 guards go flying by. If this seems at all familiar, it’s probably because it reeks of the scene from The Matrix in which Neo is being chased by the agents and gets messages from Morpheus telling him which way to go. Also I’m not exactly sure what happened here, but I’ll get into that in the next page.

Page Eight

Everyone is now in a panic. Stuff is a mess and there appears to be a hole in the wall. When someone mentions to call security, someone else mentions that those two guys were security. Someone does mention in the background that the security guys are still alive. Which is something I should mention, I guess one of Linkara’s idea of someone being a hero is them not killing anyone.

Page Nine

We meet Eighth Wonder, the female superhero from the cover and the one who saved the girl from implied rape. She speaks to two other heroes called Dusk and Mystery Man telling them she’s in. We also discover that she did blow a hole in the wall to get in. I guess the people working there are lucky that she used just enough not to hurt anyone but security, and that they (apparently) are on one of the lower levels of the building.

Page Ten

Actual line of thought from Gamma “Am I Dreaming? Have I Always Been Dreaming?” I’m waiting for him to mention going further down the rabbit hole. Will that be the blue cupcake or the red cupcake? Just follow the White Pigeon…  One of the security guards mentions for everyone to stand back, as this is a crazy woman. I’m inclined to agree with the security guard, considering she just blew a hole in the side of the building.

Despite being armed with some sort of futuristic gun, Eighth wonder throws an 8 ball at one of them, and uses punches and kicks to take out the other one.  She claims she’s not crazy, just a concerned citizen there to lodge some complaints. So it appears in this world the best way to lodge a complaint is to blow a hole in the side of the building and knock people around.

Page Eleven

Okay, it appears I was wrong. Despite there obviously being two security guards going after her on the previous page, now there’s only one knocked down. So I guess the one she threw the 8 ball at was the same one she punched and kicked. Which leaves me asking where is the other guard? It’s a mystery. Eighth Wonder threatens everyone to not stop her, but Gamma gets up and decides to follow her. When one of his co-workers decides to try and stop him from stopping her, he questions why he would want to stop her.

I don’t know? Maybe because your lucky to be alive after she decided to blow a hole in the side of your building? Who knows how bad the security guys are hurting right now. At the very least they are probably missing some teeth. Finally what about all the other people you work with? Some of them might be seriously injured, you know cause someone just blew a hole in the side of the building?

Page Twelve

Gamma chases after her, she catches him and says “I don’t need a sidekick” (remember that line for a point later on in the comic). I should also mention that she’s got him by the tie and is prepared to punch him out. Good thing you went chasing after her! There’s not much to say about this, other then that the door to the stairs thoughtfully says Stairs on it.

Page Thirteen

Gamma says “Because there’s something WRONG with the world. I don’t know what it is, but I think you know how to fix it.” This inspires her to take Gamma with her and they run down the hallway. I still beg the question of what exactly is so wrong in this world? Another point is that apparently they got the obesity problem under control too, as not a single person we have seen so far could be called fat or even the slightest big overweight. But dam them and their forced 5 minute long stretching regime in the morning.

Page Fourteen

Two heroes have taken over what appears to be a TV station. There are two people tied up and another one being held at sword point. The two heroes look suspiciously familiar, the one with the sword has a cap and hat along with a cloak and is in all black:

The other guy working the controls is wearing a trench coat and a white mask covering his whole face, which has a question mark in the middle of it:

Rorschach gets in a discussion with the guy who is being held with a knife and appears to be in charge. He asks them to stop, Rorschach says no. The guy then says that they have to listen and they can’t do what they are doing. Rorschach then asks him a hypothetical question, if he said he could sprout wings and fly away, would the guy in the suit say he can’t do that either? The guy says of course he would say he can’t do that, and asks if the heroes are insane.

Now we come to another problem with the logic in the comic. If The All has to come before everything else, and you must always do what someone requests of you, how come this guy says what he says? Because obviously there’s a point where if someone said “Go jump off a cliff” you would say No for your own self-preservation. So you can’t request outlandish things of people, yet requesting sex is fine?

Page Fifteen

While Rorscach punches out the guy in charge, he takes the time to quote The Sandman “His Madness keeps him sane” which does little but make you wish you were reading Sandman, a much better comic. We find out that this is part of “Operation Vendetta”…

Page Sixteen To Twenty

V for Vendetta – television speech from fhimt.com on Vimeo.

Seriously, it’s Operation Vendetta because it’s almost exactly that speech. Since I don’t want to ruin the comic too much, I’m going to show my favorite part of the speech.

Please consider for a moment – You might as well be dead
Nothing you ever do will really amount to anything.
Your effects on this Earth will be limited to just this lifetime
And then you will fade to dust after you died. No one knowing you ever existed

This is more a window into Linkara’s mind then anything to do with the comic. To him it’s probably some great revelation that the reality is your life is pointless. You live, you die and the world goes on for 99% of the people. Linkara isn’t going to be remembered 50 years after he’s dead, and neither will I for that matter. But once you come to that point, it’s about just doing what makes you happy. It’s about realizing to make the most out of your time. Linkara’s obsession with comics and superheroes is a fear of death and being forgotten. It’s going to be amusing when he can’t make money on the internet and has to get a real job and “surrender his individuality”.

I should also mention that once again they mention people being “grown” and not born. I’m curious if this is like the Matrix and people being grown, or if by grown they mean becoming an adult. It’s a weird use of the word grow/grown so far without explanation. She also mentions that they are all slaves, but if so I haven’t seen anything that makes life so horrible for any of them. Sure there’s cameras everywhere, and maybe you have to do a job you dislike, but there’s nothing that looks so horrible compared to life today. I guess part of that depends on your definition of individuality, is not having your own name that important?

Either which way the speech apparently has some kind of an effect on the people. One person rips up their ID card. Another group of people look angry. Some people look startled and shocked. One guy clenches his fists. But I would like something a little more to see why people were upset but not acting out before this speech.  Or what are the Superheros offering people that they don’t have now other then individuality?

Page Twenty to Twenty Three

I swear I’m not copping out on reviewing these pages, but there’s really not much to comment on in these pages other then the action. A bunch of security guards show up at the door to the TV Studio. Eighth Wonder throws out a bunch of 8 Balls which produce gas and bright flashes that blind the guards. The guards immediately yell not to fire, which allows the heroes who have all hand to hand weapons to easily defeat the guards. Now I do have a question though, all these guards have visors that cover their eyes. What are the point of these visors if they are so easily blinded by bright lights?

Also the guards were in formation facing the heroes, why couldn’t they have just opened fire in the direction that they had seen the heroes last? Why are they suddenly a jumble mess just because someone threw a few 8 Balls at them. Either way the heroes handled the guards and proceed to escape to the top of the building. Seemingly stuck now, the heroes have jetpacks and proceed to take off from the roof, ending the comic.

Final Thoughts

The comic is a little more then famous scenes put into comic form. It’s 1984, into The Matrix, into V For Vendetta. There’s almost not an original thought anywhere in this comic so far. It’s also hurt because it seems as though your expected to fill in the blanks that the comic leaves. So your not supposed to like the society that currently exists because  you are inclined to believe it is like England in either V for Vendetta or 1984. But there’s nothing to really solidify that belief here.

It also seems that despite his fondness for comics, Linkara doesn’t seem to grasp the point that they are making. Especially the works of Alan Moore.  Rorschach sees the world as a white and black place, and his death was because of his refusal to compromise. Your supposed to question his world view though, and the way he does things. He’s a hero, but does he take things too far? Reality isn’t as simplified as Rorschach boils everything down to. That Rorschach was considered crazy by both superheros and regular people seems lost on Linkara.

V in V For Vendetta seems to be another area in which Linkara is confused. You are supposed to decide whether V is a hero or is insane. All the clues in the book that refer to V’s background are the ones that he left for the Fingermen to find. He is striving for anarchy, a system of government (or non government) that very few people find appealing. Before we even meet V, he’s already killed 40 of the survivors of the camp he was held at. How do we know that everyone that worked at that camp was an evil person? Some people are just doing their jobs. What Moore was trying to do in both comics was to get you to question the hero. That seems lost on Linkara.

What this comic really needed was more time dedicated to setting up the world in which Gamma is living. Show us more then implied rape as the reason why Gamma is questioning the world.  There are plenty of dystopia’s out there to use as an example, other then flat out ripping off 1984 without the context. One of my recent favorite examples of a dystopia was the movie Wall-E, in which an insane level of consumerism reached it’s ultimate peak on the spaceship. The comic should have ended with Gamma seeing Eighth Wonder and feeling like his eyes have been opened up to the answer of all his worries. You don’t get that feeling here, it’s wasted and just falls flat.

In conclusion, while it’s not a bad idea so far, it’s nothing that hasn’t been done better elsewhere. Go re-read V for Vendetta, Watchmen or 1984.

Coming up next, Issue 2 of Revolution of the Mask

Tags: AT4W, Atop the 4th wall, bad comic, Comic, Linkara, Louis Louvhag, Revolution of the Mask, spoony, TGWTG, That guy with the glasses

Okay, this requires a little bit of a setup. I’ve also never “reviewed” a comic book before, mostly because it seems silly to “review” a comic book. Now there are some comics which are definitely meant more for adults then kids, but considering how long most major series has been going on, you’d have to be a pretty big prick to nitpick comics. I was a fan for a bit as a kid, and as an adult I’ve enjoyed Evil Ernie, Chaos Comics and most stuff I’ve read by Frank Miller and Alan Moore.

Now on one of my “favorite” sites there’s a comic book reviewer by the name of Linkara with a show called Atop The Fourth Wall. His shtick gets tiring real fast, not just because he shoehorns a storyline and story-arcs into his reviews, but because he basically nitpicks the hell out of comics. He screams and yells and fakes anger about the stupidest shit possible. The comics he chooses are akin to getting angry about the DVD you bought from the dollar bin at Wal-Mart.

Thankfully though, Linkara released his own self published webcomic before he became internet famous. The comic was so ridiculously awful that there are no words for it. That’s if you ignore how bad the artwork is and just concentrate on the storyline. What comes across as a 15 year olds Mary Sue comic was actually written and put online while he was 18/19 and in college.

But now with his new-found internet fame, Linkara hired a real artist who proceeded to produce with him 2 issues of a 12 issue comic called the Revolution of the Mask. And that is what we are going to look into today. Unfortunately since I don’t feel like being sued, I can’t post the pages and then talk about them, but I wish I could. While it’s not as bad as Lightbringer (mostly because it appears someone edited down his long winded bs) it’s still pretty awful in its own right.

I’ve already mentioned that Linkara went to college. Well it’s pretty obvious he grew up with Minnesota Midwestern conservative values. But these were challenged in college, so his ideals now seem to be some weird mashup of conservatism and misunderstood lessons from college professors. To make things worse, Linkara became internet famous while in College being supported by his parents. Thus he has apparently never  had to work a real job in the big bad world, a point that will become important later. Enough about him, on with the show!

Page 1

I should mention real quick that there is a pdf of the first 6 pages for free here. A point that will quickly jump out at you here is that Linkara appears to have little to no original thoughts. If I showed someone this first page they would probably mistake it for a comic adaptation of either “A Brave New World” or “1984″. Interestingly Orwell’s vision of 1984 was partly due to his time spent in Spain and being decried by the communists as a facist. Huxley’s Brave New World was a combination of a parody of the Utopian dreamers of the 19th century and living through the industrial revolution.

Here the protagonist, who is given a designation instead of a name, has to get up at 8 am, has 5 minutes of exercise, 10 minutes to bath and 5 minutes to shave. All of this appears to be mandated by the state from a megaphone in his apartment. During this time the megaphone also spouts out the following lines:

Deviation from routine will not be tolerated
Deviation breeds uniqueness
Uniqueness breeds hatred and jealousy
The needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few
So remember- give yourself to the many in any way they need
It’s for the good of yourself, the good of your company and for the Good of the all

This is of course the conservative idea of what a Communist Regime taken to it’s extreme would look like. The idea of course is that people will have enough to be happy, and be able to give their extra into the collective. Giving into the collective helps rise everyone’s ship, and maybe one day when you need help they would be able to help you. In the end you can’t take your stuff with you anyway, and that’s all it is.

Page 2

This is just three frames of people going to work. Now the idea is to give you the feeling that all these people are forced to dress the same. The problem is that the comic is in black and white, so while everyone is wearing what might be the same outfit, maybe that guy over there has a neon green tie. It’s why I mentioned the fact that Linkara has never had a real job. He wouldn’t understand working somewhere that had a Dress Code isn’t limiting your freedoms.

We also learn that the protagonists name is Gamma-117. He also informs us that “This is the world” which is rather ironic, given that the panel is just Gamma’s head and shoulders with no background. That’s another thing I should mention, so far there has been very little of the world that wasn’t a prop. You would think saying “This is the world” would also involve drawing a little more in the background to show how repressive the regime is. Even a surveillance camera would be a nice touch. But since the protagonist isn’t interacting with it, no need for a background I guess.

Page 3

The People are Grown, Learn what they need to know and assigned their position

Another great quote atop this page. Here you could easily interchange our world with Revolution of the Mask’s “Evil World”. Also I should mention that while there are a few buildings in the first panel, they are once again only useful because they are props. There’s nothing about them that stands out or is stylized, and they are simply there to be billboards for more of the quasi “Big Brother is watching you” style quotes. Earlier I mentioned Linkara’s mishmash of values and you see it again here, as some of the big brother phrases include God, such as “God is the people, The People are God”. I’m not even a 100% sure what that could mean, or who is actually posting these messages everywhere.

In the 2nd frame Gamma is still on his way to work, which apparently takes him through a park. Now I wonder how repressive this regime is, as people appear to be having sex on a park bench, a gay couple appears to be rolling around in the grass. Now you might think that maybe this is the one free place in the area, much like a park in China which is infamous for it’s WiFi not having the Chinese block on it. But not here, because not only are there placards with the Big Brother quotes, but two different surveillance cameras!

Gamma then passes by a shady alley, where these two lines imply that a woman is going to be raped (I should mention implied rape is one of Linkara’s favorite plot elements) in said alley:

We All Belong To Everyone Else
There’s No I In Team, After All.
We All Belong To Everyone Else
We Do Not Say No To A Request

Let that sink in for a bit. It’s going to be a recurring theme, that they can not say no to a request. Here it is supposed to imply that the woman in the alley is about to be raped because she can not say no. I guess it’s supposed to also imply that the previous people having sex weren’t having it consensually. But why would the repressive regime allow people to just have sex whenever they want? And remember earlier it also said people were grown?

Page 4

Just in case you didn’t get the point, he knocks it home again here repeating that they don’t say No while the girl is taking off her shirt. But this following quote from Gamma makes me wonder though, he says

The all runs more efficiently because of it (never saying no). The needs of others are satisfied before our own.

But once again, why is this guy allowed to rape someone to satisfy his needs? If the needs of others are satisfied before their own, why does this guy get to satisfy his? He also mentions before “The All” things were terrible, that people were unique and they clashed because of it – over races and religions and other stupid, worthless trivialities. But if religion was  a stupid worthless triviality, why does the regime remind people about God by using him in their messages? Wouldn’t it be better to just never mention God at all?

But suddenly the would be rapist gets knocked out by an 8 Ball, foreshadowing one of the heroes to appear later. But what really sticks out to me is that in the previous frames it was apparent that the rapist and woman were both close to a fence at what would be the end of the alley. But after the rapist gets knocked out he falls backwards into a large opening with no sign that the fence had even been there.

Page 5

Here Gamma finally gets to his job, and he works as a censor for the network information facility center. I’m surprised Linkara didn’t just name him Winston Smith. I should also mention this is the 2nd time in the comic we see someone with a tube hooked up to the back of their neck ala The Matrix. But there is no mention yet what this means or what this actually does.

It’s also apparent that Linkara has never watched a 6 o’clock news broadcast in his life. Winston, sorry I mean Gamma, proceeds to complain that news reporters upstairs have trouble stretching out what information the censors do let through into half hour segments without instilling panic into the people. Anyone that watches the news today knows that 90% of it is nothing but BS padding. At least in America. If you ever watched a network news broadcast for a half hour and compared it to a half hour of BBC News. News here is the biggest fluff, and if this is a future based on our earth, then it’s hard to imagine why it would be tough to fluff the news.

To be continued!
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Tags: AT4W, Atop the 4th wall, bad comic, Comic, Linkara, Louis Louvhag, Revolution of the Mask, spoony, TGWTG, That guy with the glasses