Posts tagged: Anthony Weiner

Why Anthony Weiner shouldn’t be in trouble…

By , June 3, 2011 12:35 pm
  1. He’s Single (my mistake, he was married in 2009)
  2. Thus he’s not someone promoting family values while cheating on his wife (Well he’s not a family values guy)
  3. She is over 18
  4. She’s not an interim
  5. It’s a She, not a He. Either way wouldn’t be a problem by me, unless he came out against gay marriage and was sending penis pics to a random guy
  6. He wasn’t toetapping in a random bathroom
  7. No prostitutes were involved
  8. She’s (apparently) single
  9. She’s also (apparently) a human
  10. She didn’t raise his bastard son

Weiner is one of the best guys in the house. His rants are beautiful. Still love his Clink and Clank rant when the Republicans cut funding to NPR. I think about 95% of what he’s in trouble for is hardly a controversy. I’ll take it none of the people attacking him have ever been on chat roulette?

Edit: Thanks to @DaveZLINY  who informed me Weiner is married. Apologies.