I was talking to an old friend of mine recently. She’s always reminding me that she doesn’t know that many stars of today and so on. Now I tend to forget this because before Wikipedia I used to surf IMDB and read everything on just about every movie I liked. I have a lot of useless movie trivia to say the least. Everything came to a head when I was talking to her about the movie Election starring Matthew Broderick (aka Ferris Buller). So I said it starred the guy from Ferris Buller and her response was Ferris who?
This I could not believe. Even without cable how is it possible to not even accidentally watch Ferris Buller’s Day Off. Well apparently she grew up home schooled (which I knew) in the backwoods with only 3 networks. Not only that, but her mom actually believed comedy was evil. To balance that I should include that she started going to college at a young age too, so you’d think that would have some effect but apparently not.
Me: Ferris Buller’s Day Off?
Her: No?
Me: next your going to say you lived at a college for all those years and never saw Animal House?
Her: I never saw it but I read it when I was 13 or so ;p
Me: read the box?
Her: The book?
Her: oh crap. animal farm, lol
Her: Didn’t see Animal House
Me: wow
Me: Blues Brothers?
Her: No
Me: Ghostbusters?
Her : lol, yes
Me : at least tell me you’ve seen Being John Malkovich?
Her: No
Me: Waynes World?
Her: Never really been a comedy person. Too moody ;p
Her: Nope
Me: yea, but these are classics
Me: Spaceballs?
Her: Wayne’s World yeah, I’ve heard of it
Her: …. maybe. It’s been raved about to me so much I might have seen it vicariously, lol
Me: how about Adaptation?
Her: No
Me: Terry Gilliam’s 80s films?
Her: No
Me: Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Her: My parents hated comedies so they didn’t allow them in house >_>
Her: MONTY PYTHON
Her: Told you I saw Spamalot, lol
Me: true
Me: I was getting desperate
Her: hehe
Her: I love British humor
Me: you’d definitely like Being John Malkovich
Me: basically this office worker discovers a portal into John Malkovich’s mind
Her: Who’s that?
Me: you’ve had to see him somewhere, he’s done a lot of films
Me: umm, did you see Hitchhikers Guide?
Her: Probably
Her: Read it
Me: Sent Youtube link from Burn After Reading
Me: the guy thats not Brad Pitt is John Malkovich
Her: Bald guy?
Me: yea
Her: Don’t recognize him
Me: The Big Lebowski?
Her: Nope
Her: wait maybe
Me: wow
Her: This guy gets confused up in some kind of mob hit or.. something? Beena long time
Me: yea, with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman and Steve Buscemi?
Her: I know Shawn Connery, Leonard Nemoy, and William Shatner. That’s it. ;p
Her: You realize I was forbidden to read Bram Stokers Dracula even. I got grounded for a week when I snuck a copy to read at 14
Me: lol
Me: how about Fargo?
Her: Nope
Me: wow
Her: This is fun! I’m batting like 95% lol
Me: yea, I’m not even talking about really gross out comedies
Me: and yet you saw American Pie?
Her: Like the last half of it when nothing was on tv and the parents were out
Me: okay, I just got a list of the best comedies of the 80s
Me: and I agree with most of them
Her: oh dear
Me: Sixteen Candles?
Her: no
Me: Beetlejuice?
Her: not the movie
Me: haha
Me: Planes Trains and Automobiles?
Her: no
Me: The Chevy Chase Vacation Movies?
Her: no
Me: Okay, if you didn’t see this one, I’m jumping out my window
Her: A Christmas Story
Her: that’s a comedy? :p
Me: yes, lol
Her: owait, confused title
Her: um
Her: lol
Her: nno
Me: Not a Christmas Carol
Me: A Christmas Story, You’ll Shoot your eye out?
Her: I just checked the IMDB. Not familiar
Me: have you had cable in the last 10 years?
Her: been 7 years now
Me: because TNT ot TBS since like 98 runs a 48 hour marathon of nothing but A Christmas Story on and before Christmas
Me: okay, Airplane! ?
Her: Damn o_O
Her: maybe. I don’t really remember
Me: The Breakfast Club?
Her: I remember lots of airplane crash movies/shows
Her: no
Me: Airplane! is a parody of the 70s disaster movies
Her: If it’s a parody prolly not then
Me: okay, real quickly, do you mind me doing a list of 90s movies?
Her: no, this is fun 
Me: Happy Gilmore? Adam Sandler movie
Her: no
Me: Hot Shots or Hot Shots Part Deux
Her: no
Me: any of the Austin Powers?
Her: no
Me: Any of the Naked Gun Trilogy?
Her: no
Me: Robin Hood Men In Tights?
Her: yes!
Me: So Mel Brooks was allowed?
Me: so you know the 10,000 year old man joke, but not Ferris Buller?
Her: That was one I saw in college once I moved to dorms ;p
Me: Tommy Boy?
Her: no
Me: Rushmore?
Her: no
Me: L.A. Story?
Her: no
Me: Oh, any of the Kevin Smith films?
Her: …..who? hehe
Me: Clerks, Dogma, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?
Her: Dogma!
Her: I liked Dogma
Her: Think I saw Jay and Silent Bob too
Me: Fear and Loathing?
Her: no
Me: really?
Me: Never heard of it?
Me: do you know Hunter S Thompson?
Her: no
Me: I mean the poster for it is in like Every Dorm Room on the planet
Her: My friends only had anime posters?
Me: http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/4/A70-2405
Her: Really. I was in the cluster of people who actually translated raw Chrno Crusade episodes into subtitles the day they aired in Japan :p
Me: wow
Her: Nope, not familiar
Me: any of the Adam Sandler movies?
Her: That name does ring a bell
Me: oooo, you’ve had to have seen this
Her: Office Space
Her: Um… can’t recall. I know I’ve been told to see it
Me: Either of the Bill & Ted movies?
Her: Heard of, pretty sure I haven’t seen
Me: Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels or Snatch?
Her: no
Me: okay, smart comedies then
Me: most of these aren’t totall dumb comedies
Her: Yah, like British humor and the like
Her: Like how some Simpsons used to be
Her: Or the occasional South Park
Me: how many Mel Brooks movies have you seen?
Her: I don’t know?
Her: I have been forced to see Ventura movies i know
Me: Ace Ventura?
Her: Yeah
Her: One of my best friends in college was maniacally obsessed
Me: okay, here’s everything Mel Brooks has done that was good
Me: The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, History of the World, Part 1, Spaceballs, Life Stinks
Her: History of the World!!
Her: I want a part 2
Me: what about the 3 Stooges?
Her: 3 Stooges were good!
So if you want your kid to grow up and be a genius, don’t let them watch any comedies from the 80s and 90s, because they are pure evil.