Posts tagged: General Manager

Let’s Play EHM: The Goon Squad

By , June 29, 2012 4:10 pm

So taking a bit of a break from my Islanders team that can never make the playoffs, I decided to do a fantasy draft. I love doing odd teams, so for this one I had just finished watching some Slap Shot and decided to try a goon team. Unfortunately there aren’t a lot of players who are flat out enforcers in EHM, so I decided to start by grabbing Role Players and tough defenseman. Here is the team I ended up with;

Clutterbuck – Dubinsky – Tootoo
Shawn Thornton – V. Sobotka – Craig Adams
B. Sutherby – Konopka – Brule
Bissonette – Burish – Ryan Reaves

Chara – Byfuglien
L. Schenn – Garrison
Leopold – Komisarek

Enroth
Bernirer

I figured this team would get pretty much wrecked. I had also heard a rumor that the “hit and grind” strategy for lines was overpowered. So I tested it out by giving that strategy to all 4 lines. I had a feeling the game was a tad broken when they went undefeated during the pre-season and just flat out stomped everyone, barely allowing double digit shots some games. Then I started playing the regular season…

They are in 1st place with 58 points and a 25-7-1-7 record after 40 games. They are last in the league with 103 goals for. But they lead the league in Goals against with only 62, 2nd place has 101 GA. The PP is worst in the league with a 13.5%, but the PK leads the league at 85.37. Basically all of the top two lines had Career years in Goals, Assists and Points. Most of those notices were around games 40-50, although some like Brule hit those marks early.

For those of you interested, here’s the stats for the season.
The Calendar of the year
The Standings
The Leaguewide Stats

Unfortunately the team only made it to the Conference Finals before being beaten by the Rangers in 6 games. What ended up happening is that Chara got hurt for the last month of the season. During his time out we played 18 games and basically matched the number of losses we had in the first 64 games during the last 18 games. The team was never the same, even when he came back.

Still, getting this ragtag team to the Conference Finals was pretty amazing. And according to Wikipedia I set a new record with lowest amount of goals against in a season. We were also nominated for the following awards:

Jack Adams Award: Scott Gordon
Calder Memorial Award: Jhonas Enroth
Frank J Selke Award: Brandon Dubinsky, Shawn Thorton

Jhonas Enroth was our only winner, getting the Vezina and Jennings trophies.

I forgot to mention, despite being almost 10+ points ahead of everyone in the league when the All Star game happened, we were only represented at the game by Enroth. And in Islander fashion, Enroth didn’t even get any icetime in the game.

Well this was a fun little experiment, but I’m probably going to stop here. Unless someone is interested in seeing where it goes.

I Am Also A Bad Baseball GM

By , May 25, 2012 5:27 am

So I was playing Baseball Mogul 2012, I took over the Mets. It actually went worse then my time as GM of the Islanders with EHM. In my 2nd season I managed to bankrupt the team losing 30 million dollars. I also lost about half the roster because you can’t sign someone when your in the red. So basically for another 3 seasons I was the worst team in the league. Until a bunch of my draftees made the big team, then I was merely a .500 team. Almost. The Mogul rating system currently has me at a 30.0 rating, 10 points behind the Ty Cobb led Tigers.

In my first season I went 87-75, good enough for 3rd in the NL East. Since then? 55-107, 56-106, 74-88 and 79-83. That puts me at an all time 351-459, -100 losses in only 5 seasons. I am as epic a general manager when it comes to baseball as it does hockey apparently. At least the last time I played Baseball Mogul and started out awful, I eventually won the World Series back to back to back to back. Then 20 years of being an also run again.

I really should stop making fun of Milbury, because he appears to be better at this then I am. Not going to happen, but I’ll at least admit as much. I won’t put a 40 year old Beezer in net and claim the team is going to make the playoffs. With Torgo’s sim league coming up, I’ll probably win that and everyone will claim I’ve been sandbagging with these posts. I swear I’m not, it just seems like I’m having awful luck with them lately.

Part of the problem is that Baseball Mogul is made more for you to manage the game, at bat to at bat. But that way bores the hell out of me. I’d rather sit down and sim a whole season in one go. Otherwise I’d maybe get through 3-5 games at most in managerial mode. I mean as long as I’m going to manage the at bat, I might as well play a game in which I’m the player and making the decision to swing or not, or having to catch the ball and make a play.

For those who might be interested, here are the career batting and career pitching stats of my current team. Oh yea, David Wright? He’s in the minors while making 10 million and has a No Trade Clause… Life sucks. For those of you who like stats, maybe you can tell me what I appear to be doing wrong.

Let’s Play EHM Islanders: Midway Year 8

By , March 9, 2012 1:23 am

Well I’ve been in control of the simulated Islanders for almost 8 years now. For all that, they have 1 playoff appearance in which they were swept in 4 games. A number of things have really worked against me in this time. One season was ruined by injuries to John Tavares and Kyle Okposo. There’s been a few seasons in which we just barely missed making the playoffs. It also doesn’t help that not only was Brock Nelson not an Isles prospect (someone mistakenly thought he was a Shark) but most of the prospects sucked.

For that matter, there really haven’t been too many great players out of the last few drafts. The top of the league’s scoring leaders looks not too far off from what it looks today:

The Islanders current lines are:

Moulson-JT-KO
Kabanov-Bailey-Ambroz
Comeau-Nielseon-Nino
Martin-Marcinko-Joensuu

McBain-Matt Clark
DeHaan-DeHart
B. Kessel-Aatu Pekkala

Belengar gets most of the goalie starts, but I’ve been rotating in and out Poulin/Elias/Rosen just to test everyone.

Here’s a look at the current standings and Islanders Stats:

I love the fact that the Thrashers still exist in the game world. Mostly cause I’m too lazy to edit everything, but oh well. My main problem is the problem I seem to have every year, that the top 2 lines score a lot and the bottom line does a good job grinding but the 3rd line just gets its ass kicked. But there is hope for the future. The season I mentioned in which we lost Tavares and Okposo for the year early on? Well I ended up drafting John Shanahan. I was upset because he was a center, but I had no choice. Check out his stats in BP:

He also leads the whole AHL currently, and is helping Petrov to one of his best seasons ever. Petrov’s highest AHL total is 49 points, and he’s only 10 points off of that with half the season gone. Denny Murray meanwhile is a journeyman AHL’er at best whose skills are deteriorating but plays on Shanahan’s line because of an injury to Anton Roshenko (another former 1st rounder) and has been having a great year. Just to show how good Shanahan’s been, here’s the AHL scoring leaders:

He’s obviously going to be good, and he’s on the verge of being good enough for the NHL. His promotion might mean the end of Frans Nielsen as an Islander. Marcinko is too good as a defensive center to let go. Bailey would get bounced down to the 3rd line and Shanahan would be 2nd line center. Hopefully a small move like that will make the whole team better, especially as Frans has been struggling.

But for now the Isles are floating just outside of a playoff appearance. Considering that not too long ago the team was on an 8 game losing streak, 5 points out isn’t too bad. Just need to get some consistency going really. I wish I could trade one of my goalies and something else (or Comeau) for a better left winger. No one’s willing to trade for a goalie, and I don’t know why so much of the league is under .90 SV%. Well In a few months I’ll probably get back to playing and tell you how the season goes.

Neil Smith: Possibly Worse Then Milbury

By , January 29, 2012 5:43 am

I must admit, until last night I was a fan of Neil Smith. While he did help the Rangers get to the Cup in 94, anyone that can so demolish the Rangers that they almost miss the playoffs for a complete decade is alright in my book. But it’s rather amusing how Neil Smith and Mike Milbury are both pretty bad GMs but in different ways. While Milbury would have good drafts and trade away youngsters for pennies on the dollar, Smith would have awful drafts and trade the few gems he did have for big name players past their prime. Actually the main difference is that Smith won a Cup, otherwise they were pretty much both morons.

Whenever your bring up 94 and say Smith just bought the Oilers Dynasty over (which is pretty much exactly what he did) people always complain about “oh yea, what about Richter and Leetch?” Of course what they don’t mention is that both players were already in the Rangers Organization when Smith took over. Trading for Messier is a no brainer. But wow, some of the other trades. Look, I don’t care how highly you hold the “Matteau Goal” he wasn’t worth Tony Amonte. Esa Tikkanen wasn’t worth Doug Weight. We won’t even get into the Zubov trade. The late 90s Rangers might have been a better team then the 94 team.

How bad did Neil Smith draft? Let’s take a look at his First Round picks as GM of the Rangers:

1989 20th Overall Steven Rice RW
Games Played 329
Rangers Games Played 11
Points 125
Steven Rice is more well known as an answer to a trivia question, name a player Mark Messier was traded for, then as a hockey player.

1990 13th Overall Michael Stewart D
Never Made the NHL
He was eventually traded along with Glenn Featherstone and a 1st round pick (that became Jean-Sebastien Giguere) for Pat Verbeek who played 110 games for the Rangers over 2 seasons.

1991 15th Overall Alexei Kovalev R
Games Played 1302
Rangers Games Played 492
Points 1024
Kovalev is probably the best of Neil Smith’s first round picks, but the kid could never get it done in New York, despite playing for the Rangers in 2 different stints. He was eventually traded for Nedved who was a solid Dman for 4 years.

1992 24th Overall Peter Ferraro R
Games Played 92
Rangers Games Played 8
Points 24
Smith drafted both Ferraro brothers in 92 and neither of them were any good on the NHL level. Peter Ferraro wasn’t even traded for anything.

1993 8th Overall Niklas Sundstrom D
Games Played 750
Rangers Games Played 315
Points 349
Sundstrom was traded with another Rangers 1st rounder, Dan Cloutier AND a 3rd rounder for the Lightnings 1st overall in 1999 (Pavel Brendl). The Lightning then turned around and traded Sundstrom for Shawn Burr, Steve Guolla, Bill Houlder and Andrei Zyuzin a month later. We’ll get to Brendl and Cloutier later…

1994 26th Overall Dan Cloutier G
Games Played 351
Rangers Games played 34
Cloutier is probably known for 2 phases in his career. Phase 1 in which he was a backup goalie who got in a lot of fights. Phase 2 in which he was an NHL Starter known for letting in easy goals. Seriously look at google image results for him:

1995 No First Round Pick
But in the 2nd round at 39th overall the Rangers did pick Christian Dube, who played 33 NHL games and had 2 points.

1996 22nd Overall Jeff Brown D
Played No NHL Games
During his career he wasn’t even good enough to play for the Rangers AHL affiliate, managing 18 games across 3 seasons following his draft. He only played another 54 total games in the AHL, all coming in one season for the San Antonio Rampage.

1997 19th Overall Stefan Cheneski
Played No NHL Games
Cherneski unfortunately suffered an injury that forced him to retire in 2001

1998 7th Overall Manny Malhotra C
826 NHL Games Played
274 Points
206 Ranger Games
Malhotra never lived up to his high level of hype with the Rangers, bouncing between NHL and AHL. His career was just about over when the Stars waived him. He was claimed by the always desperate Columbus Blue Jackets and had a breakthrough season.  He’s since stuck it out in the NHL as one of the top bottom 6 players in the league. Not exactly what you expect from a 6th overall.

1999 4th Overall Pavel Brendl W
78 Games Played
22 Points
No Games with Rangers
Was traded early in his Ranger career as part of the package that got the Rangers Eric Lindros. Bounced around the AHL for a while before returning to Europe.

1999 9th Overall Jamie Lundmark C
295 Games Played
99 Points
114 Games with the Rangers
Played a few half seasons with the Rangers before being traded to the Coyotes for Jeff Taffe. Taffe was then traded back to the Coyotes for Martin Sonnenberg an undrafted FA who left for Europe after finishing the season in the AHL.

In 2000 the Rangers had no first round pick, but the 2nd round pick 64th overall Filip Novak played 17 games in the NHL and was part of the trade for Pavel Bure.

So with 11 first round picks in 11 years, here’s how his picks did Neil Smith do?
4023 total games played
1180 Ranger games played
365.72 Average career games
107.27 Average games with Rangers

Just for references sake, the average NHL career is considered roughly 400 games. Nearly half of all the games with the Rangers comes from Kovalev’s 495. The career total is almost totally from 3 players: Kovalev (1302) Malhotra (826) and Sundstrom (750) who total an incredible 2878 combined NHL games of the 4023 total. If you take away those 3, it leaves 1145 of game to spread between the remaining 8 draftees. That would average out to 143 games.

By the time that Neil Smith was fired, the husk of a team he left behind rivaled the Milbury Islanders. The few gems like Doug Weight, Todd Marchant, Mattias Norstrom among others were traded for players who had short term stints with the Rangers. Marchant was traded for Craig MacTavish, who played a handful of games with the Rangers. Winning the Cup in 94 might have been one of the shortest of the short term visions.

One day we’ll have to match up the could have been Rangers team with the could have been Islanders team and see who comes out on top. But for the most part it seems like if Neil Smith didn’t stumble upon a team with a ton of money at the same time a great team was struggling to pay the bills, he probably never would have won a cup. Which would have made this intro for his website relatively boring. It also would have made the 94 at the end of his twitter name a lot more pointless.

Let’s Play EHM Islanders: Y7 Worse Then Milbury

By , January 12, 2012 1:39 pm

I have no words. All I needed to do was win one of my last two games and I would have made the playoffs. Instead I finished in 10th, one point out of 8th place. Let me go shove my head in an oven for a bit. I no longer know what is going wrong. I have 6 players with 20 goal seasons. 5 players with over 50 points, 3 players with over 60 points. Matty Moulson finished with 49 points. I think the problem is still with my bottom 6, who all finished the season in the negative, and unfortunately the patron saint of LHH (Frans Nielsen) continues to deteriorate.

Kolvachuk drove the Phoenix Coyotes to the Stanley Cup winning the Conn Smythe. They pretty much manhandled the Penguins in the final. Checking the News Stories, it appears that Kovy is going to become a UFA and the Yotes can’t afford to keep him.

I would also be remiss not to mention that Swedish Defenseman Aatu Pekkala who I drafted first overall in 2012 lead all Rookies in points (it was a weak year) and was up for the Calder but lost.

My upcoming free agents are all RFAs who I’ll probably keep. It’s JT, Tim Kennedy, Kevin Poulin, Blake Comeau and Jamie McBain. I don’t have too many free agents in BP, the only going I’m cutting loose is David Toews because I need to make room for First Overall pick John Shanahan whose also a Center.

I don’t particularly have glaring needs at the moment, I’m going to try to aim for forwards and some bottom 6 defensively strong guys.

In the First Round at 13th Overall I select Defenseman Wayne Presely, who is a stay at home dman from Canada. The CSB had him ranked 10th overall.

In the Second Round at 43nd Overall I select Defenseman Kirill Berin, an offensive dman from Russia playing in the OHL. The CSB had him ranked at 45th overall.

In the Third Round at 73rd Overall I select Right Winger Ivan Slazak, a power forward from Slovakia playing in their league. The CSB had him ranked at 74th overall

In the Fourth Round at 103rd Overall I select Right Winger Artur Ambruz, a two way forward from the Czech Republic playing in the WHL. The CSB had him ranked at 105th Overall

In the Fifth Round at 133rd Overall I select Defenseman Evgeni Semiriak, an offensive defenseman from Latvia who is playing in Russia. The CSB had him ranked at 129th Overall.

Okay, so I ended up drafting a lot more defenseman then I thought I would, but they were the best players available.

I’m going to pretty much plow ahead with the same team I already have, and see how it goes. One mistake I realized is that I wanted to hire Joel Quinvelle to be head coach. But because I had re-signed Capuano to be head coach of Bridgeport the game accidentally made him head coach of the NHL team. So I have all that sorted and I’m hoping for the best.

And here are the full stats for Year 6, which would technically be 16-17.

The Calendar for the year
The Calendar for the Playoffs

The New York Islander Stats
Last Years Stats
The Bridgeport Stats
Last Years Stats

Pro Stats

Mighty Ducks
Thrashers
Bruins
Sabres
Hurricanes
BlueJackets
Flames
Blackhawks
Avalanche
Stars
Red Wings
Oilers
Panthers
Kings
Wild
Avalanche
Canadiens
Predators
Devils
Rangers
Senators
Flyers
Coyotes
Penguins
Sharks
Blues
Lightning
Maple Leafs
Canucks
Capitals

Farm Stats

Albany River Rats
Chicago Wolves
Cincinatti Mighty Ducks
Cleveland Barons
Detroit Vipers
Grand Rapid Griffins
Hamiliton Bulldogs
Hershey Bears
Hartford Wolfpack
Houston Aeros
KC Blades
Louisville Panthers
Lowell Lock Monsters
Manitoba Moose
Miluwalkee Admirals
Manchester Monarchs
Norfolk Admirals
Philly Phantoms
Portland Pirates
Providence Bruins
Quebec Citadels
Rochester Americans
St Johns Flames
St Johns Maple Leafs
Springfield Falcons
Syracuse Crunch
Utah Grizzlies
WB Penguins
Worcester IceCats

Playoff Stats

Coyotes
Canucks
Predators
Wild
Kings
Ducks
Blackhawks
Blues
Bruins
Thrashers
Devils
Senators
Capitals
Lightning
Penguins
Canadians

The End of Year Standings
The Scoring Leaders
The Playoff Scoring Leaders