Outraged Consumers Win Huge Victory!
Angry consumers have rallied together and made life better for everyone involved. No, Not Really, Not at all. In one of the stupidest movements of all time, people have gotten Frito Lays to revert Sun Chips to their previous bag design. The problem with the new bags? They were 100% biodegradable, but the plant material the bags were made of were stiffer then the common potato chip bag. This caused Sun Chips to be much louder then a normal chip bag. Somehow people couldn’t understand the idea of just pouring chips out onto a bowl or napkin.
I mean really, the one time a company actually does something good for everyone, and people complain about it. Frito Lays almost would have been better adding something to Sun Chips that kill you slowly. Hell they probably did add something to Sun Chips that kill you slowly, people wouldn’t care. But you better not make the bag crinkle any louder.
Look, there’s really nothing more I can say here about this, I just wanted to get it off my chest. I mean Bush can slaughter thousands of innocent people on lies, but people couldn’t care less unless he made chip bags crinkle. Tobacco companies were fine until their packaging started making more noise. So congratulate yourself angry consumers, you have finally made the world a safer place to live!