So people don’t seem to realize that when you link to my posts, I can tell where you came from. So when I suddenly see a months old story getting 20+ hits in a day, it tends to get my interest. Seems like some of Spoony’s (spoonyexperiment.com) fanboys found my last post and decided to attack me. For the longest time I didn’t have an account at his forum because I believe if you want people to join a forum, you should let them lurk. But screw it, I need to get screenshots myself. So here we go into the insanity:
I should have edited the first guy out, and just screencapped everyone but him. But here’s part of the point I always make. The only reason these guys are fans of Spoony is because they want to become famous too. They want to grab onto his coattails and hold on tight. I mean the guy is so desperate for any attention that he wants a site that gets 100 hits at best a day to make fun of him. Well here you go, I’m your new messiah.
Let’s see if we can make this point so even simple minded idiots could understand. A troll is not just “Someone on the internet who makes fun of other people”, I made my video to point out how ridiculous the premise of their video was to begin with. So that in a way might be mocking someone, but the point being that mocking someone is not always trolling. On the internet today whenever someone has a different sense of humor or points out that people are taking something too seriously, it’s called trolling. Different opinion then everyone else? trolling.
Oh yes, and obviously it’s my fault that your talking about me. Don’t blame the attention whore who decided to link to me and demanded to be mentioned in a post. I post stupid videos all the time, and I’m shocked when anyone watches them. If your going to take anything I post seriously, then it’s your own fault.
Also, it’s a harp you dumbass. Which amazes me because you even go so far as to call me Bard… What else would a bard play?
Look, I think it’s time to be straight with the guy. These sycophants you have aren’t helping whatever might be wrong with your mental state. You want to get better? Go out, get a real job, stopping eating shit food and maybe get a little sunlight on a daily basis. Oh and stop feeling bad for yourself because your girlfriend broke up with you. I don’t know if you have any friends who actually care, but if you did that’s what they’d tell you.
Instead these sycophants go out and make a get well soon video, cause they can’t go two seconds without content. Or it’s because sucking up to internet celebrities will make you famous, one day, one day…
So I decided to parody them in my own way, with best wishes to Charlie Brooker wannabe and hipster, Jordan. Apparently the Spoony fans found it, cause someone gave me these screencaps of their conversation in the forums. I refuse to join any forum I can’t lurk first. So here’s my replies to their stupidity:
Obviously you got served, because I throw down in youtube videos like that!
Burt Reynolds is the local idiot moderator. That guy that you piss and shit on all day in real life, but who is a tyrant to no end on the one message board you hang out at. Good to know that Spoony was a no one until I mocked him.
I like the guy calling me fat, while ignoring the fact that Spoony’s been ballooning up like Violet Beuragaurd these last two years. SURPRISE FAT GUY!
I was recently watching Dracula: Dead and Loving it, and realized that as one of Mel Brooks films it’s not the best. But when you compare it to the absolute drivel we have been given from the “… Movies” and the Friedburg and Seltzer movies, it’s actually genius. This last decade has been just about as bad as possible when it comes to parody films. With the success of The Producers and Young Frankenstein on Broadway, why not give Mel Brooks one more chance to make a final parody movie?
There’s been more then enough to Parody, especially with LOTR and the Harry Potter movies coming out over the last decade. Oh and let’s not forget the easy target that would be parodying the Star Wars Prequel, considering the masterpiece that was Spaceballs. There are plenty of films Mel Brooks could parody, or even create something original ala the much enjoyable Life Stinks. Anything Brooks does would be preferable to the absolute trash that has been dumped on us in the name of either parody or comedy. Any Mel Brooks film is better then a movie in which Adam Sandler plays his own twin sister.
If Hollywood is willing to throw away money at almost any project, whats the worst that could happen if you give Mel Brooks 10-20 million dollars anyway? Let the guy do what he does best, and have one big final hurrah to call it a career. Maybe even inspire more people to go and watch the classic Mel Brooks films. Maybe inspire people to put together better comedy movies and better parodies. In the long run it might help the movie industry rather then hurt it.
Someone, anyone please go out and offer money to Mel Brooks. Enough with all the half-assed unfunny movies. Let’s make this happen and put something that is not only funny but somewhat intelligent. Hell, maybe he can even make something that crosses the line. Blazzing Saddles is so funny today, and so many of those lines are just so bad but you can’t help to grin. Even the gross out humor isn’t so bad that it gives you douche-chills, unlike too many movies today.
I’ve always loved Mel Brooks, and I was just love to see one last hurray out of him. But this isn’t just me being greedy. I think too many of his great films are just fading away. Really, if people need to take inspiration from some good movies, here you go. I fear that kids of all ages are forgetting his films and will think that “Meet The Spartans” was a hilarious movie. If Meet The Spartans makes one kid in the future make a film very much based on it, then all hope for humanity is obviously lost.