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How Not To Manage Your Brand

By , July 13, 2012 5:28 pm

So lately I’ve been watching some of the TGWTG rejects, like the film renegado, Demoversei, Horror guru and  blockbuster buster… Wait, Blockbuster Buster is actually a part of TGWTG? They are getting desperate. Once you let in someone like blockbuster buster, your basically opening the door for all the other half ass Nostalgia Critic ripoffs. I mean at least at one point they were bringing in people who had original and unique content.

But that’s not really the reason I’m writing. It’s more how I’m amazed that watching these videos that some of the TGWTG will show up in ANYTHING. Look, I realize they aren’t on the level of internet fame as the Nostalgia Critic, but even I have better knowledge of how to manage a brand. I don’t even have a brand really, unless you somehow count the Failure Experiment as a “brand”.

But these people, especially Obscurus Lupa, Damanda Hagan and Phelous show up in almost all these videos. At some point you have to wonder why? Look, you show up in someone’s video once, maybe it’s something special or a one time event. But when you show up over and over, whats the point? Your not going to suddenly make a new fan of you out of a fan from someone else cause you appear in 5 of their videos. If you can’t get them on the first try it’s probably not worth it.

Secondly when you show up in all these videos it just cheapens yourself. It looks bad when your watching all these TGWTG rejects and keep seeing the same faces from the actual TGWTG. If your a random viewer or watching a few of those rejects for laughs, it just gives the impression that they are just as bad. In the long run when you show up in all these cheesy crappy video reviewers show, it seems like you are just as low as them. I mean really, how often do you see Nostalgia Critic or any of the TGWTG “Big guns” showing up in cameos? There’s a reason, they know better.

It’s funny, cause if I was in charge of TGWTG and actually cared about their brand (which they obviously don’t) I’d be keeping them to a limited number of cameos not just for these outside reviewers, but even reviewers within the TGWTG family. It’s like they don’t even understand that it cheapens the whole band by basically doing every possible cameo they can.

But what do I know, it’s not like I make any money. Or that anyone cares what I say.

Who Supports the No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act?

By , February 2, 2011 2:50 am

In winning a majority of the House, Republicans were given a message to fix the economic issues in the country. Their moves so far? Taking ceremonial votes against the Health Care Reform, Starting to investigate the Obama administration and now deciding what Forcible Rape is.

H.R. 3 or better known as the No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act, would narrow the use of federal funds for “cases of ‘forcible’ rape but not statutory or coerced rape.” This could mean cases where women are “drugged or given excessive amounts of alcohol, rapes of women with limited mental capacity, and many date rapes” would no longer count as rape.

This bill is sponsored by 173 Representatives, I figured let’s get all their names, numbers and online contacts in one place to make life easier for their constituents who might not agree with this bill:

Chris Smith (Main Sponsor)
NJ’s 4th Congressional District Republican
Washington DC Office: 202-225-3765
Hamiliton NJ Office: 609-585-7878
Whiting NJ Office: 732-350-2300

Dan Lipinski
Illinois 3rd Congressional District Democrat
Washington DC Office: (202) 225 – 5701
Chicago Office: (312) 886 – 0481
LaGrange Office: (708) 352 – 0524
Oak Lawn Office: (708) 424 – 0853
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Todd Akin
Missouri’s 2nd congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-2561
St Louis Office: (314)-590-0029
St Charles Office: (636)-949-6826
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Rodney Alexander
Louisiana’s 5th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-8490
Monroe LA Office: (318) 322-3500
Alexandria LA Office: (318) 445-0818
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Steve Austria
Ohio’s 7th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-4324
Springfield Office: (937) 325-0474
Lancaster Office: (740) 654-5149
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Michelle Bachmann
Minnesota’s 6th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-2331
Woodbury Office:  651-731-5400
St Cloud Office: 320-253-5931
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Spencer Bachus
Alabama’s 6th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: 202-225-4921
Birmingham Office: 205-969-2296
Clanton Office: 205-280-0704
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Lou Barletta
Pennsylvania’s 11th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-6511
Hazelton Office: (570) 751-0050
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Roscoe Barlett
Maryland’s 6th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: 202-225-2721
Federick Office: 301-694-3030
Hagerstown Office: 301-797-6043
Westminster Office: 410-857-1115
Cumberland Office: 301-724-3105
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Joe “Sorry BP” Barton
Texas’s 6th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-2002
Arlington Office: (817) 543-1000
Ennius Office: (972) 875-8488
Crockett Office: (936) 544-8488
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Dan Benishek
Michigan’s 1st congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225 4735
Gaylord Office: (989) 448-8811
Iron Mountain Office: (906) 828-1581
Marquette Office: (906) 273-1661
Petosky Office: (231) 348-0657
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Gus Bilirakis
Florida’s 9th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: 202-225-5755
Plant City: 813 752-9849
Palm Harbor: 727-773-2871
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Rob Bishop
Utah’s 1st congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: 202-225-0453
Ogden Office: 801-625-0107

Marsha Blackburn
Tennessee’s 7th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-2811
Clarksville Office: (931) 503-0391
Memphis Office: (901) 382-5811
Franklin Office: (615) 591-5161
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Jo Bonner
Alabama’s 1st congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: 202-225-4931
Mobile Office: 202-225-4931
Baldwin Office: (251) 943-2073
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Charles Boustany
Louisiana’s 7th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-2031
Lafeyette Office: (337) 235-6322
Lake Charles Office: (337) 433-1747

Kevin Brady
Texas’s 8th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202)225-4901
District Office: (936) 441-5700
Toll Free: 1-877-441-5700
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Mo Brooks
Alabama’s 5th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-4801
Decatur Office: (256) 355-9400
Huntsville Office: (256) 551-0190
Shoals Office: (256) 381-3450

Paul Broun
Georgia’s 10th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-4101
Augusta Office: 706-447-3857
Athens Office: 706-549-9588
Toccoa Office: 706-886-1008
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Vern Buchanan
Florida’s 13th congressional district Republican
Washington DC Office: (202) 225-5015
Sarasota Office: (941) 951-6643
Brandenton office: (941) 747-9081
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Pittsburgh can go to Hell

By , January 23, 2011 9:53 pm

I hope the dying shithole that is Pittsburgh ends up in worse shape then Flint Michigan.

1986 Rings so loudly

By , January 22, 2011 10:54 am

The Miracle Mets in 86 was back when I was all of 5 years old. Looking back and seeing how close that team came to losing (Thanks Billy Buckner), I should have been ready for what the future held. Since then as a fan of the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Islanders pretty much all I’ve known has been losing. The Mets have gotten to the World Series once since then, the Jets rarely ever get to the AFC championship game let alone the Super Bowl, the Knicks had a strong run but have been a laughing stock and the Isles, well if the Knicks are a laughing stock I’m not sure whats the next word down.

Look, it’s been a long hard time being a fan of all those teams, and tomorrow already feels like the Super Bowl. Let’s put aside the fact that I’ve hated the Steelers since they cheated to get to the Super Bowl with Neil O’Donnel (Kordell Stewart left the endzone and came back in before catching the game winning touchdown. They also have the most obnoxious bandwagon fans around, an asshole of a quarterback, the refs handed them their last Super Bowl win and they can shove all six of their Super Bowl rings up their collective asshole. Right now the Jets haven’t gotten to the Super Bowl in way too long. This is the first time they’ve gotten to the AFC Championship game twice in a decade. They need to have the Ghost of Leon Hess come up and say “I’m too old to wait, I want to win now!” to give them a kick in the ass.

Look, I really don’t care how they do it, but the Jets have to win tomorrow. There are no fans less deserving of a Super Bowl (another) appearance then the Steeler fans. Sure, Mike Vick is a villain but Ben Roethlisberger is able to get away with a certain crime that Rhymes with gRape and be cheered. Did  anyone protest his first game back? No, because people care more about Dogs then they do real Human beings. It’s been almost 25 years now since a team I like has won the Championship. I have since been taunted by everyone other NYC team winning and some Jersey teams too. I had to sit through the one Mets World Series appearance being spoiled by the Yankees. That the Giants have been to the Super Bowl multiple times and have won multiple Super Bowls. The Oilers pretending to be the Rangers even managed their once in 54  year miracle.

Look, I’m not sure what the Steelers did to deserve their six Super Bowl wins, the Refs constantly making favorable calls for them, or the reason that Philly stations broadcast the Steelers instead of the Jets. But as bad as all that is, if I have to sit through another Super Bowl with the Steelers in it, after they have beaten the Jets, I am going to lose my mind. I am going to start throwing stuff out my windows. The Steelers are the biggest pieces of crap, and they walk around as though their shit doesn’t stink. Their fans? even worse. If your a Steeler fan I probably hate you. For the most part your just like my ex, you don’t care about football until someone tells you the Steelers are in the Super Bowl. Then you run out and buy your brand new overpriced Bettis jersey cause you don’t realize that no talent is retiring at the end of the season.

Right now I am so angry at the thought of the Steelers winning tomorrow that I am nearly breaking my keys. All season long I’ve been telling my cousin to calm down because he gets overhyped for games. This is the reason why. You save up that anger and emotion for an important game. I knew the Jets were going to beat the Colts, I knew the Jets were going to beat the Pats. That wasn’t an issue and I wasn’t over excited. But now the Jets have to go out and win the big one to get to the game. This is why Ladamian Tomilison, Jason Taylor and Santonio Holmes was brought in. To win the big one and get the Jets over the hump.

Of course they also want their Super Bowl Rings which two of them are missing and Holmes probably has revenge on his mind. He had to pay the price for Big Ben’s infractions. No matter your regular season stats, do you really want to retire from the NFL without a ring and leave your legacy up in the air? People excuse Marion and Sanders, but you have to be insanely talented and stuck on an awful team to be remembered on that level. It is time for those guys to win the Super Bowl now, and to bring one home for the Jets fans.

We’ve been through a lot as Jets fans. Ken O’Brien, Browning Nagle, Rich Kotite, Neil O’Donnel, Bubby Brister, Rich Kotite, Rick Mirer, Al Groh, Rich Kotite and Eric Mangini. That’s just from the time period I’ve been watching them. Don’t forget there seems to be a lot of crossover between Jets/Mets/Islanders fans. We’ve all been suffering for nearly 30 years now. We deserve a winner. It feels like it’s now or never, like we’ll have to wait another 30 years for there to be another winner. That and did I mention I really hate the Steelers and their fans? No? Well I really do hate the Steelers and their fans.

So Let’s go J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS! and hopefully we’ll see Fireman Ed at the Super Bowl!